Who Needs Mistletoe When You Have Holly?!
Hello everyone, since I am at the Snowflake Rehab Clinic - I have a special guest blogger for your enjoyment today.
Dear fellow Bob fans,
If there are small children in the room...ask them to leave. The information you are about to read is NOT for children under the age of 16. I went to the Chinatown Barber. When he took me up a narrow stairway and I was the only non-Asian person in the room..I was alittle concerned. I wasn't sure what was going to happen. I have read those stories about the Asian Mafia in Chinatown. Maybe that is where Bob is always sneaking off to and why he seems to always have money when he is only getting paid $15 dollars as week. After getting in the chair and telling them why I was there, I felt somewhat relieved. And when the action started, I now see why Bob goes so often. Holly was INCREDIBLE! She spent 10 - 15 minutes giving me a back, shoulder and head massage that I will never forget! Her hands were so strong but delicate. She loves her job and knows how to please a man. She had me yelling out her name repeatly and I think I asked her to marry me. I have this strong desire to buy her a diamond ring. I was like putty in her hands. I think she is the single guy's answer to safe sex. I already feel the need to get my hair cut tomorrow. It is getting kinda long and shaggy looking! HOLLY... I LOVE YOU! Guys...if you are in town and feeling lonely...let Bob fix you up!
Sincerely,
Happy as a clam!
Dear fellow Bob fans,
If there are small children in the room...ask them to leave. The information you are about to read is NOT for children under the age of 16. I went to the Chinatown Barber. When he took me up a narrow stairway and I was the only non-Asian person in the room..I was alittle concerned. I wasn't sure what was going to happen. I have read those stories about the Asian Mafia in Chinatown. Maybe that is where Bob is always sneaking off to and why he seems to always have money when he is only getting paid $15 dollars as week. After getting in the chair and telling them why I was there, I felt somewhat relieved. And when the action started, I now see why Bob goes so often. Holly was INCREDIBLE! She spent 10 - 15 minutes giving me a back, shoulder and head massage that I will never forget! Her hands were so strong but delicate. She loves her job and knows how to please a man. She had me yelling out her name repeatly and I think I asked her to marry me. I have this strong desire to buy her a diamond ring. I was like putty in her hands. I think she is the single guy's answer to safe sex. I already feel the need to get my hair cut tomorrow. It is getting kinda long and shaggy looking! HOLLY... I LOVE YOU! Guys...if you are in town and feeling lonely...let Bob fix you up!
Sincerely,
Happy as a clam!
posted by Bob at 6:13 PM
2 Comments:
you know mr. indiana i had a lot of respect for you when i first met you. oh, but now that you have allowed bob to cheapen you with his perverted hair cut lady all respect is GONE! bob, you are in big big big trouble! call your sugar momma for you whoopin' and this time on the back side! HA! HA! HA! I'm crackin' up! have fun guys glad you enjoyed holly! just find me a mr. holly man when i come.
can we get a close up of holly and her hands?.....something for me to fantasize about.
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