Calling all psyche majors….

Wow, what an interesting night it was last night. I found myself shopping at a mall type shopping center underground at Penn Station. I was carrying around an empty wooden violin case(just work with me here…) and happened to notice a crowd gathering at a salon. They were all watching a very beautiful topless model getting her hair cut(once again, just work with me here for a little bit longer). What they were doing was getting in line to come up to her so they can spray her hair with a water spray bottle thingy. So I said, “Heck yeah, why not get in line too – why miss out on an opportunity like this. But as it was approaching my turn to be at the front of the line – all of a sudden there was a commotion outside the salon in the mall area. It seems like a big celebrity just arrived and was heading for the Macy’s entrance. So everyone behind me ran to Macy’s to get a glimpse of who this person was – because word was that they were shutting down the whole store for him. So as I am like next in line – I think to myself, topless model – or unknown celebrity – spraying water on the topless model’s hair – or get a glimpse of this guy. So what did I do….Just like any other normal male, I made a dash for the Macy’s entrance. As I get there I see that it is who else but…Mathew Perry or Chandler of Friends. And I just let out a loud shrieking yell….Ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooo…What the….it is only freakin Mathew Perry!!!!! So as I franticly run back to be second in line at the salon for my chance to see the model, what do I find when I get there. She is now fully clothed and done with her haircut….Can you believe this…Because I surely can’t. Well, you win some - you lose some. So I just left and went back into the mall hallway swinging my empty violin case with my head down. The funny thing was I remember wanting to go home immediately to write this down in my blog to share this story with my faithful reading audience. But then here is the kicker, all of a sudden – where did I find myself? Comfortably lying on my bed with a slight drool on my chin and saying huh?…Seems like it was all a dream. So any psyche majors out there who would like to take a crack at analyzing this one? Off course, all thoughts and opinions would greatly be appreciated – just don’t expect to get paid for it. And, oh to all my fans out there, do you see that I am even thinking about you in my dreams….Have a great weekend. See ya on Monday. And by the way – if you ever find yourself in my situation – just a bit of advice - STAY IN LINE!!!